Fun Chemistry Mole Puns For Mole Day

Chemistry Mole
This chemistry mole would be better suited as a mascot for Mole Day than the actual mole unit.

Mole day is celebrated every year on October 23 from 6:02 am to 6:02 pm. This holiday honors chemistry’s own measurement unit corresponding to Avogadro’s Number: 6.02 x 1023. You can spend the day learning more about the mole, play a few rounds of “Whack a Mole” or have some guacamole.

Mole Day Puns

What better way to spend Mole Day than sharing a few mole puns with our friend Chemistry Mole.

Chemistry Mole Loves Avocados
Just add nachos!
Chemistry Mole's Solution
Back teeth at any rate…
Molecules and Chemistry Mole
How many moles of molecules are in your average Chemistry Mole?
Chemistry Mole and Breakfast
Chemistry Mole knows what’s best for pancakes.
Chemistry Mole Test Taking Preferences
Chemistry Mole feels it is better to be lucky than spend time studying.
Chemistry Mole and Math Class
Even chemistry mole needs to learn mathematics.
Mo Chemistry Mole
Mo Chemistry Mole puns please!
Chemistry Mole and Summer Fruit
Chemistry Mole loves his watermolens. He’s actually a fan of any molens.
Chemistry Mole in the 10th Grade
You could call them brilliant instead…
Chemisty Mole and the Foul Odors
Organic chemistry is full of moleodorous compounds.
King Chemistry Mole
Long Live Chemistry Mole!
Hanging Chemistry Mole
Chemistry Mole’s parties get wild enough to hang from the chandeliers.
Chemistry Mole is Dismole
Poor sad mole ūüôĀ
Chemistry Mole and Marshmallows
Save some for smores!
Chemistry Mole is a Generous Host
Chemistry Mole is a gracious host.
Chemistry Mole and Friends Digging in the Yard
Chemistry Mole says ‘Bottom’s Up!’

Mole Day Jokes and Riddles

Yes, there is an entire category of chemistry jokes and puns dedicated to moles.

Q: What did one mole say to the other?
A: We have great chemistry together.

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Mole-tiplication

Q: What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
A: Mole-tiple choice

Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
A: It’s mole-itically incorrect. 

Q: What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
A: The mole the merrier

Q: What are mammoles?
A: Four-legged ani-moles

Q: How would you describe a stinky chemist?
A: Mole-odorous

Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
A: Water-mole-ns

Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
A: One of his mole-ars

Q: Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
A: She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).

Q: How rich is Avogadro?
A: He’s a multi-mole-ionaire.

Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the moled.

Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
A: Marsh-mole-ows

Q: What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
A: Mole-onucleosis

Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of mole-asses

Funny Mole Day Definitions

Chemistry definitions are no joke, but the Mole Day definitions for made-up words and units are amusing.

  • Demoleition: Demoleitions it e destruction moles cause in your yard and chemistry homework if you forget Avogadro’s number.
  • Dismole: If you feel sad on Mole Day, then you feel dismole.
  • Imoleble: Being imoleble means something is completely unrelated to a mole.
  • Mol: The symbol for mole is mol (and that’s not made up).
  • Mole-mole: A mole double agent is a mole-mole.
  • Molearchy: A molearchy is a government controlled by moles.
  • Molebile: When you hang a Mole Day decoration from the ceiling, it’s a molebile.
  • Molect: You molect a collection of Mole Day T-shirts, games, and other mole stuff.
  • Molectomy: Molectomy is the study of mole anatomy.
  • Molehill: A mole hill is a small mound of dirt in your backyard made by burrowing moles. In contrast, a molehill is a large mound of chemistry homework on your desk.
  • Moleism: Moleism is the reverence given to moles on Mole Day or on any day by a chemist.
  • Molelaberate: You work together or moleaborate on a Mole Day project.
  • Moleodic: The sound of Mole Day songs is moleodic.
  • Molesquito: The molesquito is a tiny, winged, mole-like creature that drinks the blood of a person who forgets the date of Mole Day.
  • Remolte control: A remolte control is a device used to watch television shows about chemistry and moles.
  • Remoletly: Having to do with mole, but barely.
  • Sophomole: A sophomole is anyone in the 10th grade who is taking chemistry.
  • Thermole: A thermole is an adjective describing one mole of an explosive.