
Chemistry pick up lines can be cute, corny, cheesy, or funny. They might even work! To increase the odds of chemical attraction, try delivering one of these lines while wearing a lab coat or safety glasses. Or, offer your intended a cocktail that changes colors. Most of these pick up lines are puns based on periodic table elements. Others refer to chemistry concepts or other scientific principles.
- Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
- Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
- You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
- I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
- My name? It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.
- The name is Bond. Ionic Bond.
- Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
- Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
- If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- Chemists do it on the table periodically.
- You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.
- Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
- If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
- Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!
- According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
- Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.
- You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.
- You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.
- Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
- Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
- You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
- You must be fluorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
- You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
- I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10.
- How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
- If you were an element you’d be francium because you’re the most attractive.
- You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
- My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
- I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.
- You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
- You’re hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
- When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
- I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
- Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.
- We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
- You’re sweeter than fructose.
- You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
- Let’s get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
- I want to stick to you like glucose.
- I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
- Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
- Are you into science? Because I LAB you!
- You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
- Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
- Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
- You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
- Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
- Honey, we’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?
- You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
- How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
- Baby, you must be an alkali metal. One touch and I can tell you’re highly reactive.
- You raise my dopamine levels.
- You must be made of uranium and iodine, because I can see U and I together.
- You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
- Your lab or my lab?
More Science and Math Pick Up Lines
Expand your geeky dating repertoire with these science and math pick up lines:
- You look sweeter than 3.14.
- Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you make me speechless.
- You must be the square root of negative 1 because there is no way that you can be real.
- I know hundreds of digits of Pi, but I really want to know the 7 digits of your phone number.
- If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
- You must be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
- I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.
- Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
- What’s your sine?
- Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get tachycardia when I think of you.
- You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
- I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
- Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
- Are you the sine of pi/2? Because you are the 1.