Cute Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Chemistry pick up lines can be cute, corny, cheesy, or funny. They might even work! To increase the odds of chemical attraction, try delivering one of these lines while wearing a lab coat or safety glasses. Or, offer your intended a cocktail that changes colors. Most of these pick up lines are puns based on periodic table elements. Others refer to chemistry concepts or other scientific principles.

1. Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.
2. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
3. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
4. You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
5. I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.
6. My name? It’s Bond. Covalent Bond.
7. The name is Bond. Ionic Bond.
8. Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
9. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
10. If I was an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
11. Chemists do it on the table periodically.
12. You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread hotness everywhere.
13. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
14. If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
15. Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!
16. According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you are supposed to share your hotness with me.
17. Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.
18. You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.
19. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.
20. Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
21. Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
22. You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
23. You must be fluorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
24. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
25. I must be a diamond because you gave me a hardness of 10.
26. How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
27. If you were an element you’d be francium because you’re the most attractive.
28. You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
29. My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
30. I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.
31. You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
32. You’re hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
33. When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
34. I’m so strongly attracted to you, scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.
35. Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.
36. We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
37. You’re sweeter than fructose.
38. You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
39. Let’s get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
40. I want to stick to you like glucose.
41. I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
42. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
43. Are you into science? Because I LAB you!
44. You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
45. Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
46. Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
47. You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
48. Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
49. Honey, we’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?
50. You must be a good benzene ring because you are pleasantly aromatic.
51. How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
52. Baby, you must be an alkali metal. One touch and I can tell you’re highly reactive.
53. You raise my dopamine levels.
54. You must be made of uranium and iodine, because I can see U and I together.
55. You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
56. Your lab or my lab?

More Science and Math Pick Up Lines

Expand your geeky dating repertoire with these science and math pick up lines:

1. You look sweeter than 3.14.
2. Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you make me speechless.
3. You must be the square root of negative 1 because there is no way that you can be real.
4. I know hundreds of digits of Pi, but I really want to know the 7 digits of your phone number.
5. If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
6. You must be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
7. I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.
8. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
9. If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
10. What’s your sine?
11. Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get tachycardia when I think of you.
12. You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
13. I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
14. Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight. 
15. Are you the sine of pi/2? Because you are the 1.